Innecesarias Necesidades.

Ya sabía yo que Franco seguía vivo. Y emulando a Fraga, nada menos.

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Deliciosos zarajos y más allá oreja de cerdo.

Jo der  qué  ham bre  ten go.

samspratt:

JUNE Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway! To show my appreciation for all of you following me on facebook and tumblr, I am giving one guy/man/dude AND one girl/woman/chick the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached. All you need to do to enter is reblog this but here’s the breakdown:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Harry Potter, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. I want to make something unique to you.

How to Enter:

Simply reblog this photo! If you “like” it, your entry counts once, reblogs count twice. 

How to Increase Your Odds:

The Contest is running in parallel over on my facebook: http://www.facebook.com/SamSprattIllustration

Simply enter there for a second chance and additional options.

If you tweet this link by @mentioning my twitter handle @samspratt  http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt . Your entry now counts double.

How long this will last:

I will keep the contest open through June and have the winner’s portraits following very shortly after. I have done numerous contests like this both personally amongst my social media platforms and sponsored through Gizmodo.com.

Good Luck and again thank you to everyone for the ongoing support. You guys and gals, “The Spratt Pack”, if you will, are THE BEST, THE ABSOLUTE BEST. <3 Sam

¿Por qué no? ya que uno es feo, mejor que te mejoren con una caricatura.

livercake:

life, explained

seashelllz:

azspot:Angel Boligan

Tick, Tack.

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ruineshumaines:

c’mon.. wake up .. (by _rebekka)

No te despierte mientras te mullo, almohadita mía.

aquilon:

window polemic (by Joseph Robertson)

Una verdad es una verdad donde quiera que esté escrita.

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razorbladesalvations:

by Lauris Love

En cuanto se cierre el obturador me lanzo a su cuello.

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aquilon:

Ice As A Blanket (by pierre bédat)

Un pecado capital: Envidia. Sufrir 42 grados celsius es lo que tiene.

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goldenmovieman:

Seven Movie Poster redesigned

Schrödinger: eso, por gato.

0714

Nunca la digestión de un organismo se me mostró tan bella.

tobwaylan:

On the season premiere of his show, Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls will share an Icelandic snow cave with Jake Gyllenhaal.

El cámara está acojonadito porque seguro que se querrán endiñar su pis.

(via lemporiodiempirio)

Quién fuese tú en ese preciso instante, colega.

Sonríe.

De Perogrullo.

agentmlovestacos:

“Straight people keep having gay babies.” Can’t dispute that.

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